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She might not be able to clean your house,
do laundry, and wash the dishes. But,
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Do you have a threesome fantasy, but you're
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And sharing your pocket pussy with friends, and
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"Now let me ask you this....
Have you ever had a one night stand, or ever
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Now, some of you are probably reading this thinking,
This sure sounds great and all, but I'm already married,
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